My Buddy Ryan Millard use to do a "Hate of the Month" on an older blog we had and the Mark May one was very good and was always good for a laugh. I would love for him to do more but that would take... you know..effort on his part. Ryan peaked as a blogger and went out on top you could say... Enjoy.

Disclaimer: This was wrote on Sep 29th 2008 before Dave Wannstedt had Pitt winning football games and so now Ryan is sucking on Dave Wannstedt's wang for doubting him.




Welcome to Ryan Millard's first hate of the month. Mark May I don't even know you and I hate ya guts! What can be said bad about a guy such as Mark May. He was quite the football player in his day. Played @ Pitt and for the Washington Redskins. He is also in the College Football Hall of Fame.

Did you know that in his Junior and Senior seasons @ Pitt he didn't give up 1 sack. Also, he was a 1st round draft pick and a 1 time Pro Bowler. But it's not his skills on the field that have me ready to bitch slap those Lens Crafters gay looking glasses off his face. It's his constant shitty analysis of college football and how certain teams or going to match up for the games ahead. Does this guy even have a fucking clue? I mean he is a former O-lineman and we know how smart they are. It's like he does no research and espn tells him "ah just wing it, go with your gut." I don't think he's ever picked a winner of a game even at halftime. Not to mention he sucks on Dave Wannstedt's wang and is always picking his Pitt Panthers. Yeah Dave Wannstedt's a good coach. Maybe for a class C high school in Idaho. The guy has never won anywhere. How do you keep getting jobs without producing a winning record. Man I gotta get a hold of his agent. Oh thats right you are friends with Jimmy Johnson, that explains it. So if you know a guy who wins a Super Bowl you just get hired anywhere.

Must be nice. And how come Dave never smiles, for God's sake he looks like he listens to Emo or something. But anyways back on Mark Gay oops! I mean May. I just love how he hates the Big Ten and says they are a sub par conference. Yeah Mark cause the Big east is really on a tare aren't they? Shit Pitt almost lost to Iowa 21-20. Iowa is one of the worst teams in the Big Ten. Not to mention they lost to Bowling Green HA! LOL! Good lord Pitt's toughest opponents this year are University of Southern Florida and West Virginia. We've already seen WVU collapse twice. So don't give that strength of schedule crap. And one more thing Mark. Leave Lou Holtz alone! He's an old man for crying out loud, he could die any minute. I'm not a big fan of Lou either but every time to old coot says something May rolls his eyes or knocks him down. Act with some class you fat imitation of Will Smith.

I hope one of these days Lou takes his oxygen off, gets out of his wheelchair and bitch slaps you so hard his 105 year old hand falls off. Well maybe Lou slurs so much in his face that every night Mark gets a Lou Hotlz shower of saliva. It's probably mostly made up of Ensure and Fibercon. Way to go Lou! Well I've said what I needed to, man I feel better don't you? This has been a hate-a-tori-um of fun can't wait till next time. Until then Mark May gargles my man chowder and I hate ya guts!

I got out the old hate-o-meter to see who fans are hating on at this point in time.


1.Boubacar Cissoko
Still sitting at number 1. I think after being suspended until further notice just
throws more gas on the fire for Boo. Weather it's grades,attitude,performance or whatever he needs to step up big time. I think it maybe a combo of all those mentioned above and basically from what I understand he needs to get his head out of his ass. Good luck Boo, I will be rooting for you to pull through and not throw in the towel. We need you buddy.


2.Rich Rod
I think he took his first heat from the true fan base who supports him 100%. Even Brian at MGOBLOG had a "WTF" with pulling Forcier on the final drive as did I. We both have had RR back since he has been in AA. I said it after the game and I say it now. YOU PLAY REGGIE MILLER WITH THE LAST SHOT OF THE GAME! I think RR can get off this list quick with a win vs PSU which is looking more and more likely. For the record I got your back Rich.


3.Obi Ezeh
Obi has dropped down on the hate-0-meter but still has a long way to go on the field. He isn't there yet but hasn't been making the mistakes he was earlier in the year. He maybe off this list by the end of the season. I hope..


4.Mike Williams
Safety has not been a strong part for Michigan in about 8-10 years. Not much has changed. Mike struggled a lot playing Iowa. He gave u a 3rd and 24 and was burned on the TE 1997 UM money play twice. I just chalking this up to a bad game and hope the young player can get his Mojo back. Stonum fell off this list fast and Mike can too.

Alright I know a lot of UM fans are hating folks so I figured I would measure the Hate! Hate! Hate! with my Hate-0-Meter. People who would have been on this list in the past include Morgan Trent,Gabe Watson,Jim Herrmann,All 2008 QBs ect...

1.Boubacar Cissoko-

2.Obi Ezeh
Obi has taken a lot of heat as of late for his terrible tackling, awful angles and many

3.David Moosman
You know that kid that smells in elementary school?

4.Darryl Stonum
Stonum was higher on this list before we knew of his kick return