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MgoZubaZ vs Maize n Brew

In this corner in the MgoZubaz Michigan pants we have Brian Cook of Mgoblog weighing in at 27,000 page views(I have no idea) a day and in this corner in a glass bottle we have Dave from Maize n Brew weighing in at 7,000 page views(I have no idea)! Lets get ready to rumble!!!!!

Dave over at Maize n Brew had some choice words for Brian about his negative view with the Hoke hire and how the "process" was handled. He even got a bit salty which makes it all the more fun.


I'm sorry if "The Process" didn't turn out the way you wanted it. I'm sorry if "The Process" means we're going away from the yardage rich, scoring poor spread offense. I'm sorry if "The Process" means we're going back to the old pro-set, boring Michigan football you didn't like. I'm sorry if "The Process" means you're going to miss telling us how many yards Michigan racked up in the second half of games in an attempt to scream "REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!" I'm sorry if "The Process" means you'll miss all those things.
You know what I miss?
Winning.
You go right to for heart. Or to the core of me Baxter! He's got a point. At some point you just have to move and accept the new coaches and what they are trying to do. Even if they come in with a 47-50 record. I understand Brian's frustration also. I see his side. Yes the process sucked. Its sucked hard. Leaving Rich out to dry like that was bush league. Rich wasn't given a fair shake from day one... So why would he be given one post OSUANDMSUSMASHINGUS? Also The Hoke hire didn't set the world on fire. I understand the frustration man but the negative vibes that killed the RR era from the start can kill the Hoke one too. Mgoblog is huge. It's Wal-Mart and I am a mom and pop shop called "Food Shed". So Mgoblog has a lot of pull(and Food Shed has none) with people and yes even recruits. You know they read the site. What people post about them. Brian is important figure. I feel like it can have a small.. Yes small impact on their perception of  whats going on in and outside of Michigan.

As big as Mgoblog is it needs to sell Michigan to a certain extant. I am not saying to go all main stream with no "Lets be real" moments because those are the best things that Brian posts but don't throw Michigan and the coaching staff under the bus before the bus even turns the engine over. At least give the dude a chance. If Hoke goes 6-6 and than 7-6 and team looks "meh" or "why god?!?!" than do your thing. At least you gave him a chance. You didn't just doom him from day one like Rich was by others. What did Harvey Dent say in Batman? Not even sure if this applies... "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." 


Brian fought for Rich to be treated fair. He turned mgoblog into a pro Michigan site no matter how bad things got. Most Mgoboard users always had the blue and maize blinders on(myself included). I think a lot of that had to do with Brian's pro Michigan out look on the RR era.While other news sites and blogs were calling for Rich's head and other Michigan message board wanted mass change. Brian always had mgoblog going forward with positive vibes for the direction of the football team. He needs to keep doing the same. For the sake of Michigan(a bit dramatic?). He is really Michigan's Batman, he needs to be whatever Michigan needs him to be and no he's not the lame Super Fan who runs a web site from 1999 who CAPS LOCK "THINGS MUST CHANGE!" and has a wall of text rambling away.... I have really gotten off track...


Dave at Maize n Brew took some harsh shots at what many people called "whining" from Brian. Was it whining? Yeah probably, but it was out of frustration. I hope he can find himself to become fan of the Hoke hire sooner than later. Hoke kept Denard at Michigan. Hoke hired what we think can be a pretty solid DC in Mattinson. Hoke went out and got maybe the best class he possibly could for the time bind he was put in. I think the "under whelming" hire is off to a pretty good start. I gotta hand it to Brian for speaking his mind and not holding it back. But it has to be off the chest by now. Give Hoke a chance Brianman. Michigan needs you. 












Zubaz Pants? 
I lived during a time period where these were publicly acceptable to wear... 
Might be asking your self why would Brian wear MgoZubaz Michigan pants? I myself own a pair of Bulls Zubaz pants. They are very small since I used to wear them in the 3rd grade. I still wear them and even upset my wife with them. They have the perfect comfort for my long legs(they dont fit well but feel great). I know if I had the Wal-Mart of Michigan blogs and did it for a living I would be sitting in those suckers everyday just blogging away. I have a feeling that Brian maybe doing the same. Its only nature to want to. Hell, he should have MgoZubaz in his Mgostore. Would sell millions with out a doubt. 

mgoblog needs me no more

Well mgoblog will finally be back to normal. The Malware is gone and it is safe for everyone to go visit again. I just wanna thank mgoblog for letting me take over(or me just doing it with out asking). I know I may have come up short but I gave it my best shot. Brain's job is not easy, of course working in your underwear and not shaving or cutting your hair for months at time would be an awesome perk but he really puts a ton of hard work in to bring you the best Michigan site on the web. I couldn't keep up the last two days. The Hello post did me in but I did find it fun giving out Midnight Maize stars for a recruit. I might revisit that since my eye for football talent is great(horrible).

I didn't even have to deal with all the shenanigans of the Mgoboard. I am sure that's a whole another job in its self. If Mgoblog ever goes down again with an ITD after having a late night with some strange ass than I will be there to pick up the slack. And to give you the best 2nd rate(or 3rd or 4th) mgoblog coverage on the net.

Again Thank You.

Love,
The Shredder

P.S Cat pictures for good measure.
P.P.S Brian I hope you don't hate me.


Day 2 of mgoblog project help v1.0 Hello: Russell Bellomy

Oh god the dreaded Hello post. I was hoping Brian would have Mgoblog up and humming by now. He brings the best info of the three recruiting sites to one page. I googled stalked this kid for an hour and still don't know if he prefer 360 or PS3. I guess the recruiting sites don't tell you that kind of crap. Anyway Lets all welcome Ronald Bellomy!

As you can see Ronald has a wide variety of ratings. He is a fast and shifty QB but is projected as a wide receiver at the nex... wait I already fucked this up. Wrong Bellomy.... Not only did I get the wrong prospect but I even spelled his last name wrong. It is "Bellamy". Geezus... Hey Brian anytime the Malware machines stop winning you need to come back take this great responsibility from me. So scratch that Bellamy or Bellomy. 

So the real Bellomy please stand up....
As you can see Midnight Maize gave him six stars. This a pure evaluation from myself and I know nothing about mechanics or foot work...or even know how to throw a football. So take my insight with the smallest grain of salt. He appears enjoy tossing Nurf footballs, The ones that make the whistle noise. He has good size and looks Texasish. He moves around in the pocket well. Seems to be very aware and has a "live" arm as important people would say. His accuracy is also pretty good at this point from what I can tell. He earned all 6 stars from MM but needs ditch the nurf football for a real football in order to move up to our best 11 stars or to even move up to a 7th star. Bottom line is that this kid is a great grab from Purdue and I am guessing that Joe Tiller has smoke coming out of his ears. 

I think thats about it... Oh and those other sites where people pay say he is a 3 star across the board. Scout says he is the 39th QB in the class. Rivals has him at 6'3 and 178lbs while scout has him at the same besides coming in at 185lbs. 

Film? Oh yes Film. 

He is the one with the circle around him.... He shows some nice wheels. Rivals has him coming in at a 4.63 40 time. I think Cook does some sort of fake rating. I call a bit of Bull Shit on his 40 or "fake". He is closer to a 4.67 I am guessing. Just from my eye test. I noticed 4 tenths.  

Upshot for the rest of the class? Defense,Defense and dudes who kill for fun and tackle. 

How does he fit? Ahh after Devin rules the world for two years Russell has a great chance to step in as a RS JR to take on the thrown as Hokes first QB not recruited by RR and company. We basically traded Russ here for Sousa and I think that's a pretty damn good trade. He will be red shirted this year and will sit until Devin passes on the thrown. Hopefully the world won't end in 2012 or he will never get his shot. 

Now that wasn't so bad. Was it Brian esk HELLO? Hell no. Not even close. But MM has safe Internet sex so its clean(for now)and safe to be here. Brian will have mgoblog up soon I hope. I can't keep killing his product. It takes too much talent that I don't have. Oh and we end with.... Tattoo Cats of course!.... When do I get to do a muppet post? Oh never since thats for the season.. bummer. Wait does Brian have cute pics of cats with funny sayings or people with tattoos of cats on them? I think tattoo..... Oh well 










MGOBLOG has Malware. Midnight Maize takes over!

Now that Mgoblog has been eaten by "malware" there is a new world order in Michigan blogging. Midnight Maize will now take over for mgoblog until they send Brian into the mgomatrix to give his life to save mgoblog from malware Smiths. So lets start off with.... ahhh

unverified voracity


So Michigan is gonna sign more LBs and CB so the angry corner back god will have to get very angry to make a dent in Michigan's secondary. I don't even know the recruits names who Hoke might bring in.... Man, Brian would know. So far this gig is pretty hard... ahh they have some nice stars... One is from Ohio. Lets hope to god none of them commit today. I don't think I can handle a HELLO Post. When mgoblog was taken over by Malware so was TomVH. We have Tom Selleck but he doesn't know anything about recruiting... Oh man people are gonna chap my ass if I don't get a Hello post up if some kid commits to Michigan today... Shit man.

Ahhh how can I take up space.... hmmm Ahh here is a youtube  of the players talking about Brady Hoke. Talking about touching kids? I think not!



What else? Ahh links! So the the Detnews talks about Brandon keeping a low profile during the coaching search or the "do not want to coach" search. Touch the Banner talks up our new kicker. Mgovideo now has a bunch of awesome youtubes.


Now what do I talk about?..... CHARTS! ahh yes! Brian always has all these numbers,raw data and charts! I need to number crunch! Thats what people like to see. Alright here is a look at Michigan's defense under... Greg Robonson's beach ball... ahhh defense was scored on depending on the temp.... As you can see the when it was 95 degrees(WMU game) Michigan allowed 28 points. Wait did WMU even score 28 points?


This chart shows gas used in traveling from away game to away game. Michigan may need to be more green in the future.... It may attract more recruits... Wait no this is a greenhouse emissions chart. Damn. Brian hurry up. I can't handle this!

How does he type so damn much? With great wit and length? How can I end this? oh.... yes...




Yes I did it wrong. I can't run mgoblog or even take over for it while it fights Internet porn viruses. He better have mgoblog fixed by mid day or I might have to do the Michigan vs Mississippi State UFR! My God....

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