Tate and Pryiath (Monday OSU MS Paint)

Note: I will be posting a MS paint for everyday of the week for OSU week.

The Ohio State army had gathered for war against Michigan. The two armies faced each other, camped for battle on opposite sides of a Big House. A Ohio State giant measuring over six feet and six inches tall and wearing full armor came out each day for forty days, mocking and challenging Michigan to fight. His name was Pryiath. Rod, the King of Michigan, and the whole army were terrified of Pryiath.
One day Tate, the youngest son of Michael Forcier, was sent to the battle lines by his father to bring back news of his brothers. Tate was probably just a teenager at the time. While there, Tate heard Pryiath shouting his daily defiance and he saw the great fear stirred within the men of Michigan. Tate responded, "Who is this uncircumcised Ohio State QB that he should defy the armies of God?"

So Tate volunteered to fight Pryiath. It took some persuasion, but Rod finally agreed to let Tate fight against the giant. Dressed in his simple Blue Jersey, carrying his play book, Football and a pouch full of stones, Tate approached Pryiath. The giant cursed at him, hurling threats and insults. Pryiath yelled out: "Everyone does -- kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me."

Tate said to the Ohio State imbecile, "You come against me with sword and spear and football, but I come against you in the name of the Lord Almighty, the God of the armies of Michigan, whom you have defied ... today I will give the carcasses of the Ohio State army to the birds of the air ... and the whole world will know that there is a God in Michigan ... it is not by football or spear that the Lord saves; for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give all of you into our hands."

As Pryiath moved in for the kill, Tate reached into his play book and slung one of his footballs at Pryiath's head. Finding a hole in the armor, the football sank into the giant's forehead and he fell face down on the field. Tate then took Pryiath's sword, killed him and then cut off his head. When the Ohio State saw that their hero was dead, they turned and ran back to Columbus. So the Michigan pursued, chasing and killing them and plundering the Shoe.

Anything is possible Michigan. GO BLUE!

Live Blog tonight also!
I would also like to credit Michael Bailey for this great idea!

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