Hate Week Thinks that Greg Jones can Suck It
12:10 PM
Dark Blue
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One thing that has always made me laugh about the Michigan/Michigan State game, is that no matter the outcome, couches are going to burn in East Lansing.
I hate Michigan State. I’m 30 years old and my whole life I hated Ohio State more then I hated MSU, however with places like this, and the overwhelming sense of accomplishment achieved by beating Michigan 2 years in a row, has made me hate the Spartans on the same level as I hate the Buckeyes. I thought it would be fun to look at some interesting facts about the MSU Spartans. Lets see how this turns out.
- Michigan and Michigan State play each year for the Paul Bunyan Trophy. The trophy was first presented in 1953 by then Michigan governor G. Mennen Williams, 1953 was also the first year that the Spartans were a member of the Big Ten Conference. Michigan currently leads the trophy series (not to be confused with the series as a whole) 34-21-2.
- MSU has won 6 Big Ten titles, Michigan has won 42. You’re awesome Sparty
- MSU has had 28 consensus All American, Michigan has had 77 of em.
- Michigan State has never had a player win the Heisman Trophy. Michigan has had 3 Heisman winners, Tom Harmon, Desmond Howard, and Charles Woodson. Currently there is some guy named Denard Robinson who is working on winning the 4th.
- Currently MSU’s all time record is 618–429–44 (.587), while Michigan’s record is 882–302–36 (.738). Hmmm more like Little Sister. Or some fucking cousin you keep locked in the basement.
- Most Spartan fans I have met are fucking douches. These guys are the epitome of “Little Brother.” I’m not saying there isn’t decent Spartan fans out there, I’m just saying they are the rarity.
MSU has won the last two games in this rivalry, winning 35-21 in 2008, and 26-20 last year in overtime. This trend changes this year. Michigan has a chip on their shoulder and are looking to put the stinking Spartans back in their rightful place. MSU is undefeated, which gives me great pleasure, because Sparty has a history of choking games like this one away. I take great pleasure in watching Spartans cry. Also schools who use shit from the movie 300 as their battle cry can suck it.
Greg Jones is a great linebacker, but Greg Jones hasn’t met Denard Robinson, or the beasts that make up Michigan’s offensive line. While Greg probably has a future playing on Sundays (the Pizza Pizza bowl is on a Sunday this year right?) he is about to be made to look like a fool. Greg, I will enjoy watching Denard bathe in your tears.
So this is Hate Week installment number one. I’ve been sick as a dog so I don’t know how many more of these I’m gonna be able to get up. I plan on writing something every day during hate week, but we’ll have to see how it goes. If any Spartans make it over here, you fuckers can SUCK IT.
Obligatory Denard Robinson pic. Fuck you Greg Jones
Well done.
You are the most hated fan base in the country. Your coach is a cheater with the NCAA breathing down his neck, your co-eds are ugly, and your student body is a pack of social misfits. You have not beaten Michigan State in football or basketball for well over a thousand days. You haven't beaten a Big Ten team aside from bottom-feeder IU for 23 months. You are going to lose again Saturday. So suck it!
When is the last time you were in A2? I don't remember seeing to many ugly co-eds. Our student body is a pack of social misfits? I'll take that over being a bunch of fucking farmers. How many cow's asses have you stuck your arm up this week? You prolly can't count that high. Prepare to get Denarded homey.
See, I was just talking to my sisters about this today... The difference between MSU and the rest of the Big 10 is that the rest of the conference is smart enough not to brag about beating UM in our 2 worst years out of over 130 seasons of football.
@ Anonymous: I have friends at State as well, does this mean they are social misfits?
I love how he/she counts in days to make it seem more impressive.
Couple you please present your arguments in limerick form? Thanks.
who locks a cousin in the basement?
i heard this author is a walmart wolverine? true?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpC5f8poenw&feature=player_embedded
A debate about co-eds is pointless, but the only thing really "hot" about co-eds at MSU is the soot on their cheeks from standing near so many burning couches.
The difference between UM and MSU fans/students is clear - win or lose, UM students are proud of their school and program. Whereas win or lose, MSU fans sh*t all over their "sacred" campus. Give me an effing break.
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/467961-lets-dominate-walmart-shoppers-poll.html
Greg Jones has met Denard - they met last year when Denard had negative rushing yards.
I can't wait to see how fast Dunnard can wash a car at the end of his college career...
Days since MSU last won an outright Big Ten Championship in football (i.e. one they didn't share with Michigan).... Roughly 8,695....ouch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ten_Conference_football_champions
The Spartan Trolls are the best kind.
So victories don't count when your football team is bad?
Got it.
No one whines, lies or denies like wolvies...
"The field was crowned!"
"CLOCK!"
"Tripping!"
"We deserved better..."
"But...but..but.."
"Pylon? What? Late hit? Holding? What? Player punching? What? Cheating? what? Oh, everyone does it!"
Hahahahahaha!
Wow this is amusing.
so the author is a confirmed walmart wolverine and has no connection to UM. from a UM student: this blog is meaningless then. the end
Remember last year when Tater Tot was going to be the next Heisman winner and scUM was "back". Wolvie fans are cute. Well, no... not really, but I'm trying to be nice.
I am proudly a Walmart Wolverine. See unlike the MSU peeps out there I didn't need to go to U of M to be a fan. Is there anyone out there who is a fan of MSU that didn't go to school in East Lansing? Prolly not.
Glenn Winston's parole officer is now a Spartan fan.
Spartan fans: like juggalos, any contact with them quickly proves everything you heard was all true.
As a UofM alum, I am not happy with idiotic posts like this. It is the moron, Wal-Mart Wolverines like you that give us true Michigan men a bad name. Go back to your trailer park in Taylor and cheer for WC3.
Same McGuffie was a future Heisman winner too. And then MSU killed him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsmBuUvPR8
Csam1490 from Mgoblog here. I think some people are being rude over the internet! [Clucks tongue] Frankly, I am disappointed. These MSU fans who have gone deep undercover as UM grads in an attempt to question the Shredder's true fandom should be ashamed. Just ashamed! Also: I'd rather have some Walmart gear than the 8 shirts I got from Steve & Barry for a nickel but give me a rash. And if there is one thing you know, people of East Lansing, it's that an itchy rash is no fun.
Hey anonymous coward, as a 3rd generation legacy and current UM student, it's asshats like you that make "true Michigan men" almost an ironic statement. Go back to your metro detroit gated suburban neighborhood and good luck finding your way off your high horse.
Someone kindly explain to me the scUM insult that internet tough guys throw around all the time. Yes, I understand it spells scum, but how is this clever or amusing in any way, shape, or form. It doesn't rhyme because it isn't pronounced that way and the sc has no meaning. It's almost as childish and simple-minded as me saying MSpU, get it, M S poo.
man I typo I iz hating wen dat happenz. Guezz dats wut I getting four going two skool in Est Lansing.
Fact: Real UM students and alumni hate trashy, bandwagon walmart wolverines
it's fine to be a fan of any school, but the fact that you trash other schools and even insult their education is a JOKE. YOU ARE IN NO WAY CONNECTED TO MICHIGAN, and they don't want anything to do with you. sorry man, its the truth
Actually I'm Lloyd Carr. True story brah
LOL! Only Sparty would think pointing out a school's mass appeal to a wide spread and diverse audience is an insult.
The difference between Ohio State and Michigan State is that Ohio State has been able to put together a streak of more than 3 against Michigan after having a decade or two dropped on them. That's why Ohio State is the big rival, and Michigan State is "so cute when they're angry.... *cheek pinch*... grrrr...."
Irony: This community college reject trying to insult MSU student's intelligence. Way to represent the lowest common denominator!
Hahaha, Michigan fans are so funny and insecure.... It makes me laugh.
Im only going to post one stat. Michigan is ranked 120th out of 120 teams in pass defense. They're literally the worst.
Pretty cocky for a program that hasn't done squat since 1997.
so what if i by my close at walmart. ive ben a Michigan fan for 17 yeers and you aint gonna tell me where to shop. and i be at the game on saturday not watching from my living room like you sparties hahaha suk on that.
@ The anonymous idiot who said something about real students and whatever.
Real student here, no problem with those people. They're better than half of our students are with knowledge and whatnot. Also, these comments are, for the most part, sad. Thanks MSU.
iz by my close at walmart to! i love me some mitchigin wulverines! f those spaties and thir sekond rate skool!
well, I have to say that the football is great,.I was just talking to my sisters about this today... The difference between MSU and the rest of the Big 10 is that the rest of the conference is smart enough not to brag about beating UM in our 2 worst years out of over 130 seasons of football.