Now that Mgoblog has been eaten by "malware" there is a new world order in Michigan blogging. Midnight Maize will now take over for mgoblog until they send Brian into the mgomatrix to give his life to save mgoblog from malware Smiths. So lets start off with.... ahhh
So Michigan is gonna sign more LBs and CB so the angry corner back god will have to get very angry to make a dent in Michigan's secondary. I don't even know the recruits names who Hoke might bring in.... Man, Brian would know. So far this gig is pretty hard... ahh they have some nice stars... One is from Ohio. Lets hope to god none of them commit today. I don't think I can handle a HELLO Post. When mgoblog was taken over by Malware so was TomVH. We have Tom Selleck but he doesn't know anything about recruiting... Oh man people are gonna chap my ass if I don't get a Hello post up if some kid commits to Michigan today... Shit man.
Ahhh how can I take up space.... hmmm Ahh here is a youtube of the players talking about Brady Hoke. Talking about touching kids? I think not!
What else? Ahh links! So the the Detnews talks about Brandon keeping a low profile during the coaching search or the "do not want to coach" search. Touch the Banner talks up our new kicker. Mgovideo now has a bunch of awesome youtubes.
Now what do I talk about?..... CHARTS! ahh yes! Brian always has all these numbers,raw data and charts! I need to number crunch! Thats what people like to see. Alright here is a look at Michigan's defense under... Greg Robonson's beach ball... ahhh defense was scored on depending on the temp.... As you can see the when it was 95 degrees(WMU game) Michigan allowed 28 points. Wait did WMU even score 28 points?
This chart shows gas used in traveling from away game to away game. Michigan may need to be more green in the future.... It may attract more recruits... Wait no this is a greenhouse emissions chart. Damn. Brian hurry up. I can't handle this!
How does he type so damn much? With great wit and length? How can I end this? oh.... yes...
Yes I did it wrong. I can't run mgoblog or even take over for it while it fights Internet porn viruses. He better have mgoblog fixed by mid day or I might have to do the Michigan vs Mississippi State UFR! My God....