10 things I hate about the Purdue Boilermakers



10. Purdue! I mean... Purdue.

Purdue is the Delaware of the Big Ten with out a doubt. Is there anything special about it? I don't think so. I am not really sure. Their last two coaches had mustaches? Its Purdue.

9. Robert Marve is the Carl Tabb of Purdue football
What is this guy? a 7th year Senior? I swear Carl Tabb played for Michigan for like 8 years. I think Robert Marve has done the same for Miami and Purdue. He played during the Bush administration... The BUSH ADMINISTRATION. I do feel bad for the kid as he has battled injuries and has stuck with it but damn.. by the time he leaves Purdue he will be able to cash out his 401K.

8.Logo? 

Make up your minds! Is your logo a "P"? a "choo choo train"? or a dude who build rail roads(please dude Asian American)? I think they just rotate every year. How many schools have three logos? Its an identity crisis.

7.Ross Ade Stadium
There isn't a whole lot to say. The place sucks. When you have clip art on your score boards you know you are outdated. The field has been terrible when Michigan has ever played there. Turf seems loose...

6.I hate you for exposing Terrelle Pryor 

Michigan could never do it. But it seems like every time I turned around... Little old Purdue was exposing Pryor. Why couldn't we beat Pryor and OSU? Because I am convinced that Greg used our practice time teaching the team to play pick up sticks with their butt cheeks.

5. The 2012 Purdue basketball team
You guys smashed our senior night. Zack Novak and Stu deserved better. Could you not just roll over one night? What was your deal Hummel? Just because you and Robert Marve collect Medicaid doesn't mean you have to spoil our Senior night. It was the start of the frustrating end to the 2012 basketball team.

4.Pariya Junhasavasdikul

I have no hate towards this Purdue golfer other then that he golfed at Purdue.

3.Garret Bushong

I played this meat head in a heated rivalry back in High School. I hated you then and I hate you now.We used to call him blinks since he blinked like 1000 times in a minute.

 Back in 2006 you found a way for people to notice you by attacking the student paper.
This letter is a shoutout to all of the athletes of Purdue. I am personally sick and tired of all the bad ink we are getting, and it is really time to put an end to it. Yeah, I got an OWI, so what! It's over, and everyone now knows about it. It's not like 300 other students on this campus haven't gotten one, yet the names of those people are not put on the front page of the Exponent followed up three months later by a headline on the back page of the Sports section. I know all those people putting the paper together don't have anything better to write about, and I am not mad at them for that. I am mad because they continously are publishing articles that make us look so bad. If I am not mistaken, you guys go to Purdue too and I thought you would have a little more respect for your fellow classmates and the people who bring millions of dollars into this university year after year. So to all of my basketball players, football players, soccer girls, softball girls, wrestlers, cross country, track and field guys and girls, divers, golfers, tennis girls and guys, volleyball girls and baseball players, forget what ya heard. We're here to stay, we all know what we do for this school and what we give back. We run this place and if anyone begs to differ, I'll say what my good buddy Brandon Kirsch once said. "You know where to find me, locker number three, so come and say what you need to say to my face." Lastly I would like to give another shoutout to the athletes who have gotten bad ink in the Exponent lately. I feel for ya!
Represent in 2006.
Garret Bushong

You caught 3 passes at a Frosh... After this stunt? Zero. Way to go. He left the team after his Jr year and was never heard from again... Garret You Don't Run Shit.

2.Gene Keady's Comb Over

I hate it... but I love it too. He has made my day during college basketball when I see the comb over in all it beauty on BTN. He refuses to give it up and just cut it off. Let it go Gene. Its over. Let it be free. If you keep slicking it with grease.. It will die. Let those 102 strands of hair go so future generations won't see you and copy that horrible comb over.

1.Danny Hope

This dick thought it would awesome to bring over LG Zach Reckman for a awkward hand shake with Rich Rod. To even plan that out in advance makes you a grade A D-bag. Not to mention Rich had nothing to do with the act of your guard who got him self suspended for being dirty. Way to send a message to the player that his actions have consequences.I bet there is no way in hell you pull that stunt if you lose. Danny Hope.. I Hope your Mustache falls off.

1 Response to "10 things I hate about the Purdue Boilermakers "

  1. oh that train Valentine's card is so cute!
    and I totally agree with you on all the reasons why you hate Purdue, particularly the hideous logo LOL

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