The Lost MS Paints

Just a few I have done over the past few years. Most have nothing to do with Michigan.




 Teen Wolf Denard... Started it and was like...ehhhh not feeling this hairy beast.
I know I have posted this one but as I going through my paints I saw it and thought it deserved a second run

Weird Wednesday

Weird Wednesday brings us what really wonders in the Craig Roh's eyebrows... 


Midnight Maize's Photobucket Circa 2006

Alright Midnight Maize wasn't around in 2006. This blog wasn't my brain child until 2009 but I did run some other blogs that never really got off the ground(this blog hovers about 5 feet off the ground). I was rooting around my photobucket and found some oldies but goodies images I figured I'd share. Even some rare looks inside my nerd life and more things most won't care about.


Some early Midnight Maize Banners. Some never saw the light of day like the top one when I was going to name the blog "Maize at Midnight". 

I really can't remember if I made this or someone else did but this game was the start of the end for Brady Quinn's career.

I made this when all I did is day dream about Lamarr Woodley beheading quarterbacks. It was made with a very outdated PS.

Tony Clemons asked me to help spice up his "MYSPACE"... Yes for you young bucks there was this site called myspace. It was like a Facebook but with an STD. Now its just a abandoned carnival.

Some banners I made for aMAIZEing Ts. Of course Jason Meets did the awesome art. I just made the banners and site. RIP Blog.

 A peek into my geek life. Now of course this stuff in all packed up and I have been selling small bits of it off. Some I will never sell. Some I will just let my son have so he isn't stuck with terrible garbage like BEN10 or Bab blades or whatever the kids are into. 

The child of the 80s still burns deep inside of me. If you can't tell I have a huge problem with getting rid of things. All of that NES stuff is mine from my my child hood. 

I scanned this from an old ESPN Magazine(remember those?!?!). Its for the NCAA 2006 game. Its the best game in the series and I went back started playing it last year instead buying the new garbage that EA spits out every year. Pick this up instead of NCAA 13... I am dead serious. 


My black 98 GTP that I miss so much. But you know the story. Had a kid.. Had to get the four door. I now drive a Vibe.. Who wants a drink? 

Michigan vs Ohio State Game 2007. Chad Henne Arm was half attached that day.

Terrible Calvin Johnson banner I made. 


This was from "Man Day" at my old digs. We would wear jerseys or Karate attire on Wednesdays and get smashed. And yes I am wearing Bulls Zubaz pants. 
Not sure if this normal for a cat but its the norm for her.

That is just scary and un-human. 

A helmet I found in the garbage and decided to make into a Michigan helmet. I free handed all this. I wore it to the Toledo game and sworn to never let it pass through the Big House gates again after that loss. It was in the garbage for a reason.

My Fantasy Football Team.. And no Jackie Treehorn didn't sponsor the team. 

I think this explains its self. 

Daisy is not Impressed



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MICHIGAN CRAP YOU WOULDN'T BUY ON EBAY

Did anyone know that Michigan had a girls club football team? I didn't. That can be the only thing that explains this. Looks like something from one of those women football leagues. Of course the colors are wrong. I have no idea how you can list this as "Michigan Wolverines Jersey"


Yet another Maize Jersey by some no name company. Its not even the worst part of the auction... Its this dudes gross.. Minger looking fingers.

Garbage Michigan Jerseys litter Ebay. We need to have a call in marathon so fat cat Michigan alums can donate money and then we can buy all of them off ebay. Need a Big Gray Michigan Jersey for a Maize Out?
How bout a "Vintage" Michigan jersey? Maybe a Starter Michigan jersey? That company was cool in 1993.

Chris Hunter Rookie for $0.27? It might be worth $0.25 next year. Bernard the longer you wait... The harder I am going to hit Bernard!

MY GOD! I have no idea how it found me... But it found me. My mom bought me this shirt in the 4th grade... And yes I did wear it to school. I think once. Even at a age when you aren't really caring what you wear I found it a bit embarrassing. Its a time I rather forget. Lets never mention this.

Where on earth can I get a Diane Dietz signed basketball card? And pay a low price of $14.99? Oh wait Ebay has one you say?!?!?! I want one of those jerseys....

Cool Michigan Shit I would buy on Ebay

This thing is about as Holy Grail of Michigan Jerseys as it gets... If it was signed and framed it would have went for even more then $860!! Its got the a legit back name plate and the roses on the shoulders. Even has the Big Ten logo on the front. I never saw these ever for sale. This is GOAT. 

This is a vintage Starter Jacket from the mid 90s. If you grew up in the 90s you know these things were a must have if you were cool. I have and still have my red Bulls Starter jacket(I was cool). The pull over jacket was all the rage. The girls always had the Charlotte Hornets one since they liked the colors... I saw this one around school a lot. These things cost around $60 or more dollars if I remember right. I kept Slap wrist bands and Chris Webber rookie cards in the front pocket... Oh and can of Clear Pepsi.

Game worn Shawn Crable Jersey. I know he isn't a all time great or anything but I was always a huge fan. The dude was a freak and I will never forget that play in the 2007 MSU game where he missed Ringer in the back field to only catch him down at the 5 yard line.. Saving a TD. It showed what kind of man child he was. I thought for sure the dude would be a NFL stud.. So did the Pats.. Not so much. This jersey is a bit over priced IMO but still a cool piece for a collector. 

Michigan Crap you wouldn't buy on eBay

The Starter West Virginia Michigan Jersey. I see a lot of these at the Big House and wonder why on earth would think wearing this or even buying it is a good idea. I saw Denard sign one at fan day. That Denard auto went down in value.

I can think of a lot better things to spend $17.99 on then a stub from the worst game I have ever seen at the Big House. I was in row A too.. We hit a new low that day friends.

If anyone is heading to the Bama vs Michigan game. BUY THIS! Set the Tone!
Ahh My eyes! Maize Nike Jersey! One is sniffing coke off a hookers ass in hotel outside of Lansing and the other is drinking bong juice through a straw in his grandmas basement. Who needs 14 Leon Hall football cards? I don't. Jay your Autograph looks like Shit.

What in the world? Any alums from 1986 care to explain this? I have no...huh?

Pretty sure this dude is lying. Michigan never had a "yellow" face mask. Calling Mvictors! Yellow face mask?Yellow face mask. Wait Chart?Chart

Crap I Would Buy
Kneel before Emperor Mesko! My dad would have this lamp.  Just like the pros wear huh? That looks safe.
Not really a Michigan helmet but very cool. Lee Corso would use it. Steve Hutchinson wants his helmet back.

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