Take a Deep Breath

Dear fans of The University of Michigan, 



I know a lot has been made of Denard Robinson's poor play against Notre Dame this past weekend. Well I want you all to do exactly what the title of this post tells you to do. TAKE A DEEP BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brady Hoke and Al Borges have the most dynamic weapon in College football at their disposal. Neither one of these gentlemen, nor any member of their coaching staff is a blooming idiot. I for one understand what Borges was trying to do. He's run the same system for a long time, with great success. Why wouldn't you try to duplicate that with Denard? Now it hasn't worked, and it may not work, but I don't think it matters. Michigan is going to move the football against each one of their remaining opponent's. Michigan moved the ball well against ND and ND probably has a better defense then any team remaining on our schedule. So I'm just saying let's not start crying and whining just yet. 

Remember the ultimate goal for this team is a B1G championship. They are in good position to accomplish this goal. If they lose to Purdue or Minnesota or Illinois, well then my friends I might allow you to shed a tear or two. But until that happens, TAKE A DEEP BREATH and try to relax. 

Dave Brandon announces new field design

Dave Brandon has gotten the approved funding to redesign Michigan Stadiums Football Field. Some may not like the sponsors on the field but Dave Brandon believes it will bring Michigan up to date with the rest of college football and will keep the ticket prices at a low price of $95.

Everyone else has sponsors, why shouldn't we? It brings in revenue so we can keep ticket prices lower.
The field will also sport NOT the schools twitter tag but the Dave Brandon's Twitter account.
We felt the more followers I can get the better the Michigan Brand can be.
Dave also commented on the parts of the field that have been sold off to sponsors.
I proud to say that Arby's came the strongest with sponsorship and will be put at the 50. We some how hope to incorporate the Arby cowboy hat with the Block M. The endzones will be Dunkin' Donuts and the other will be Summers Eve Hail  to the V. We felt that we need a ladies presence as one of our core sponsors. The 25 yards lines will also be special as they will be sponsored by Sex Panther Cologne and Cyberdyne Systems Corporation . Then our other sponsorship around the field will be Pizza Plant, S-Smart, I got worms, Spatula City and Holly Star Bowling Lanes. This is a exciting time for the Michigan Brand and we hope to maybe add some more sponsors in the future. Maybe a special sponsor patch on the uniforms. 


Just Say No to NCAA 13


I always keep my eye on the NCAA series. Hoping that god proves that he exists and the game is everything it should be. I still play NCAA 06 since it was the last great game. Spring games, SI covers, players who are ineligible players. Solid game play. No idiot defenses. Offensive AI that can challenege you. I recommend everyone pick it up for like a buck(it does not play well on the 360, use PS2 or XBOX).

Well as of 2012 there is still no God. Chris over at operation sports delivered the bad news with terrible bed side manner..
Really a lot of the same bugs are back from prior years. This is maddening.
He has played the game for a few days and it seems to be the same old crap.
Bad
  • ...then the studio updates become downright annoying when you hear the same lines twice in a game. Plus there is no way to really keep track of what else is going on within Dynasty mode, I don't know...to me Dynasty mode has tried something really ambitious here but the design of the whole mode doesn't fit what the developers said they wanted to do. It's impossible to know what happened during the week without actually checking things out and sometimes that's really hard to do as a lot of what you want is buried in the menus. The whole presenting Saturday's as a storyline is cool in theory (it was one of my top wishes for this year's game) -- but it needs to be done differently. A complete revamp of the mode is necessary -- at least the menus -- to achieve this.
  • Wayyyy too much dead space with commentary, the presentation as a whole is just not up to par with it's peers in our genre although it is better than last year.
  • Seriously, it's time to rethink defense. It's just boring and doesn't work how real football defense is played. On top of that, there's nothing to do and it feels just put in -- especially now after a decade of the same old boring thing.
  • Apparently, Brent Venables taught the NCAA Football 13 team all about safety play because receivers run right past them into the open field. Vertical routes with fast receivers are nothing but money, it's horrendous.
  • What is NCAA Football 13 simulating on the field? Seriously. SOMEONE FIGURE THIS OUT! Are you watching a TV broadcast? A cinematic presentation of college football? Are you watching it as if you were playing in the stadium? You CAN NOT do all three. All of the great games in our genre pick a style and mimick it and their presentations are much better than NCAA's. I just feel like NCAA tries to do everything and as a result does nothing well in presentation.
  • The line play isn't all that great once again (surprised? not I). While there is actually a pass rush this year, it doesn't come at the expense of a collapsing pocket but instead it's like the offensive line 'whiffs' at the block and there is a jailbreak to the QB. The problem I see here are there simply aren't enough animations in line play to accurately depict how it works. Seriously, this is becoming a huge problem with the franchise and hurts the rest of the game because developers try to overcompensate in other areas (like QB accuracy and RB ability) in order to make up for what is simply poorly modeled line play.
Ugly
  • Sack totals. I've had games on All American where I recorded over 10 sacks. That's not going to fly. Screen passes are especially problematic.
  • "There aren't penalties in football except for the occasional holding and offsides!" - Anyone who's only experience with football was through NCAA Football 13.
  • There are more plays than just screen plays and deep passes computer AI. Seriously. The A.I. Playcalling is absolutely atrocious from what I'm seeing in the early going. Or maybe it's just the AI's execution? Regardless, the AI seems way off this year when it comes to running an offense.
  • Computer running the option...I think there isn't a more ugly thing in the world.
  • Heisman FG Logic is still busted. Computer attempted a 58 yarder on me in my lone Heisman foray thus far.
  • Still clipping issues, I have players running through each other and such at least once or twice a game. It's 2012.
  • Really a lot of the same bugs are back from prior years. This is maddening.

That is just a laundry list of a broken game. For $60 this shouldn't happen. How do they just keep getting worse? Brand new games shouldn't need patches and tuners right out of the box. Not to mention the terrible gimmicks. Howard playing for OSU? Who fuck thinks that is fun? Maybe like a 10 year old. Hell even I at 10 would have thought "this feels dirty".

The last NCAA I bought was NCAA 11. That game was broke as well. I am a dynasty nut so when the recruiting logic of the AI was signing 9 QBs to one class I knew in a few seasons it was going to be donkey dick. And it was. QBs playing TE and RBs playing CB. Oh and the dudes come in so low overall that kickers were missing XP, killing any chance of a close game. Do they not test or sim a dynasty years in advance to see the results of what the AI does? How it recruits? Oh why would they? Suckers buy it anyway... And then the final straw that broke the MY back..

Floyd is average but... Not that Average! Crap like this drives me insane. Why is my corner's heading spinning and barfing pea soup? Why do my dudes run through the goal post? Why can't the AI perform a option play when it does it just fine in 2006? Unacceptable!

I will give you all some great advice. STOP BUYING THIS GAME. I want it to have the same fate as Fight Night and NBA Live. Let it die. They refuse to put a good product on field(yuk yuk)! EA takes a dump in a dvd case and you all pay $60 for it. Go buy NCAA 2006 for cheap or get NFL2K5 which to this day rivals Madden and does things that Madden still hasn't done(It has SportsCenter!). The game play is awesome and challenging as well(I missed the playoffs last season). There are all kinds of penalties and even off setting ones. You can even get updated rosters here. Just get a transfer cable for your X360 and for around $20 you have the best football game ever made. That isn't opinion. Its a fact people.

I hope NCAA at some point dies so 2k can get a shot at it. After playing NFL2k5, their NBA games and College Hoops 2k8(the best college Bball game ever) there is no reason to think they couldn't pull it off. This post is super ranting but screw it. One of my favorite games is pure ass. Tomorrow you have a choice. I hope you all make the right one. Just say NO to NCAA 13

The Lost MS Paints

Just a few I have done over the past few years. Most have nothing to do with Michigan.




 Teen Wolf Denard... Started it and was like...ehhhh not feeling this hairy beast.
I know I have posted this one but as I going through my paints I saw it and thought it deserved a second run

Weird Wednesday

Weird Wednesday brings us what really wonders in the Craig Roh's eyebrows... 


Midnight Maize's Photobucket Circa 2006

Alright Midnight Maize wasn't around in 2006. This blog wasn't my brain child until 2009 but I did run some other blogs that never really got off the ground(this blog hovers about 5 feet off the ground). I was rooting around my photobucket and found some oldies but goodies images I figured I'd share. Even some rare looks inside my nerd life and more things most won't care about.


Some early Midnight Maize Banners. Some never saw the light of day like the top one when I was going to name the blog "Maize at Midnight". 

I really can't remember if I made this or someone else did but this game was the start of the end for Brady Quinn's career.

I made this when all I did is day dream about Lamarr Woodley beheading quarterbacks. It was made with a very outdated PS.

Tony Clemons asked me to help spice up his "MYSPACE"... Yes for you young bucks there was this site called myspace. It was like a Facebook but with an STD. Now its just a abandoned carnival.

Some banners I made for aMAIZEing Ts. Of course Jason Meets did the awesome art. I just made the banners and site. RIP Blog.

 A peek into my geek life. Now of course this stuff in all packed up and I have been selling small bits of it off. Some I will never sell. Some I will just let my son have so he isn't stuck with terrible garbage like BEN10 or Bab blades or whatever the kids are into. 

The child of the 80s still burns deep inside of me. If you can't tell I have a huge problem with getting rid of things. All of that NES stuff is mine from my my child hood. 

I scanned this from an old ESPN Magazine(remember those?!?!). Its for the NCAA 2006 game. Its the best game in the series and I went back started playing it last year instead buying the new garbage that EA spits out every year. Pick this up instead of NCAA 13... I am dead serious. 


My black 98 GTP that I miss so much. But you know the story. Had a kid.. Had to get the four door. I now drive a Vibe.. Who wants a drink? 

Michigan vs Ohio State Game 2007. Chad Henne Arm was half attached that day.

Terrible Calvin Johnson banner I made. 


This was from "Man Day" at my old digs. We would wear jerseys or Karate attire on Wednesdays and get smashed. And yes I am wearing Bulls Zubaz pants. 
Not sure if this normal for a cat but its the norm for her.

That is just scary and un-human. 

A helmet I found in the garbage and decided to make into a Michigan helmet. I free handed all this. I wore it to the Toledo game and sworn to never let it pass through the Big House gates again after that loss. It was in the garbage for a reason.

My Fantasy Football Team.. And no Jackie Treehorn didn't sponsor the team. 

I think this explains its self. 

Daisy is not Impressed



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