This is emblematic of my utter lack of artistic talent, which is one of the primary reasons that I am enrolled in engineering school. My other attempts were also disastrous and often included unintentional phallic symbols, and as such will not be displayed here.

However, I put some more thought into the need for a new logo and was able to come up with a solution that was both aesthetically pleasing and a perfect emblem for what Big Ten athletics should be: